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zeldathemes
  #BOOBS    #I love boobs    #nsfw    #ish    #yes hello this is porn  

velveteenrabbit:

confessionsofamiddlechild:

divineapprehension:

nubbsgalore:

tree frog and tree python are totes besties. photos by fahmi bhs (previously featured) in jakarta (more precious lil buddies)

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

Let me tell you about my best friend!!

MORE SWEET BABIES!!!!

  #AAAAAAH CUTE TINY BABES  
c0mf0rt-z0ne:

Bo Burnham speaking the truth

c0mf0rt-z0ne:

Bo Burnham speaking the truth

as-warm-as-choco:

actuallygodzilla:

every full body shot of Hazel in her adorable outfits 

Bryan Lee O’Malley’s “SCOTT PILGRIM" art style is SO damn beautiful not even words can describe and I haven’t read the comic series yet. #TheLastTwoOutfitsThough

notjustanotherpetblog:

nevertoomanyspiders:

bogmoth:

ohnoproblems:

beepunk:

look @ this cute lil lady

i live for small lady

love u small lady

I don’t care if it’s already on my blog, stuff like this is always relevant

little bee tongue and antennae and fuzzy legs and cutie eyes!

  #OH NO CUTE BEE IS CUTE AAAAH  

batreaux:

unexplained-events:

Tyson the Swan

Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.

SOURCE

*headstrong by trapt plays*

tsunamiwavesurfing:

alex-is-sassy:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i like it when shawty’s thighs so thick you can’t finger her properly when y’all sittin in the restaurant

Wat

I LIKE IT WHEN A WOMAN’S THIGHS ARE SO THICK THEY OBSTRUCT ME FROM FINGERING HER IN A SATISFYING MANNER WHEN WE ARE IN PUBLIC PLACES

  #oh my gawd    #nsfw    #ish  
  #oh my gawd    #nsfw    #yes hello this is porn    #why would you want to fuck a pumpkin  
I used to hate my thighs cause when ever I sit down, they flatten like thick pancakes and cover the whole chair. I went to private schools where every girl was skinny, so I felt real bad. Then I saw all your posts with big thigh-ed girls in cute stockings that squeeze the fat and they look really cute, and now I kinda like my thighs. I'm tall too, so not only are my thighs big, they're long. Now I don't care how they're shaped; I just make sure to use body butter to keep em' soft.


kuueater:

image

oh man you guys

oh man

I helped a girl realize how cute she is

oh man this is better than a nobel peace prize

showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.

59oz:

she told her grandma shes gay

  #oh dear gawd    #I couldn't breathe for a second  

thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

stoned-levi:

pls don’t assume that good looking people aren’t friendly

pls don’t assume that they think they’re better than you

just say hi

they just wanna make some friends and live a life

they didn’t mean to meet society’s set standards of what is believed to be “attractive”

they…

  #art