things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
- get out
- fuck you
- shut the fuck up
- oh my god why
- you need to stop
- you’re not funny
- that was terrible
Bring him the finest fruits from your crop and he will bless you with a bountiful harvest
Can he just bless me by fucking me raw because I’d be totally down with that too.
He’ll happily take fruit or your body ;3 he’ll cuddle the hell outta you afterwards too
Ever notice how some of the most terrifying things are also the most beautiful?
dont look at my fucking boner when we fight
Alma is a creepy short film that is about 5 minutes long. It’s about a adorable little girl, who finds a doll that looks just like her in an abandoned store. I’m not going to spoil it for you, but this short film was disturbingly amazing. (Watch it here) (Masterpost of creepy short films)
Oh my gosh, I remember this film. It’s terrifying.
I’ll watch this when it’s not 10 PM lol